when I got out of bed,
I opened up the paper
and nearly hit my head.
When I finally came to,
I shuddered with surprise.
I saw John Kerry’s nose
starring back into my eyes
As I read the article,
I was filled with lots of horror.
John Kerry’s nose was
ten inches and a quarter.
And every time he tried
to give his wife a kiss,
his giant nose intruded
and the chance was always missed.
Now it’s sad to think some people
prob’ly laughed about his face,
and I wonder if it hurt
his presidential race.
But a lesson can be learned
from this tragic incident:
If he had a smaller nose
he might've been the president.
